I'm not exactly sure what to write about today. And yes, I know it's been a long time since I last updated. What, do you people want me chained to this bleedin' keyboard? Some people, I swear...

Anyways, yes: I'm not sure what to write about today. That's different from merely not knowing what to write about: I am knowledgeable, but unfortunately very indecisive.

I first logged on intending to write something concerning the whole 'Men are from Mars / Women are from Venus' debacle, but then I was reminded of something I had made a mental note to myself about a while ago to write, namely a continuation of the Twilight slagfest I started earlier (Breaking Dawn! I'M COMIN' FOR YA!), but then my eye was caught by one of those oh-so eyecatching little advertisements that hover around the top of my 'blogpage like plague-bearing locusts.

So you can see my dichotomy. Three equally juicy subjects to choose from, and no idea which one may suit best my purposes this evening. If anyone is reading this, please leave a comment and end my misery.

Well. I don't mean kill me, obviously, but... Gah. You know what I mean.